Monday, January 25, 2010

Ladies Room

Do you ever wonder just what exactly goes on in women's restrooms? Well, here is your opportunity to find out. I am going to let you in on a little something that no man knows and not many women realize happens in the ladies room. We'll start from the begininng.

In the bar girls get and give dirty looks. Instantly judging each other's outfit, hair, weight, even the company you keep. But the second you're in the ladies room in that well lit place where everyone is eager to freshen up and expell fluids, something magical happens.

Compliments.

"Your bangs are awesome. I have always wanted bangs like yours and could never pull them off, but yours are great." "That top is so cute! Where did you get it?" "Your eyes are so pretty! I'm so jealous."

I like to call it the "180 Ladies Room Phenom". After this 180 degree turn of emotions, you will smile and have a connection with those girls the rest of the night.

Consider yourself enlightened.

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